50 Shades of White Men
For a moment I thought this was various photoshopped versions of Butterbeans Cottontail.
I’m scared that I’m not myself in here, and I’m scared that I am.
“‘Pirates of the Caribbean 5’ sets course for 2017 release”
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together
“Staying away from junk food and the pop—it’s something that, for me, is harder than doing the actual workouts. It’s so easy to get off-track. Like when you’re out with your buddies and they’re stopping at McDonald’s. You can’t have a Big Mac with them.”
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person